Oh, that's new, that's a new thing of mine now is it? Peeps? Ok. Right. So. WOW! That is a really WEIRD saying. HMMMM, though I suppose its better than, wad up biatches?
Anyway.
OH! Couple of things to warn you about before I actually begin my post. I'm writing this on a Spanish keyboard which ANNOYINGLY much like some of the tourists in the surrounding area, won't let me type brackets! So I'll just do it in italics instead. Oh and by the way, the tourists are annoying, they WILL let me type brackets. I assume. Perhaps I should ask. There see, I actually rather prefer that.
ANYWAY!
Why did I create this post, apart from the obvious reason that I am trying to give my parents a break from the constant ramblings, and so am inflicting them on you instead. I must apologise if any of this seems like complete and utter nonsense, but I am in a spanish speaking frame of mind and so nothings in the correct order. Couple that with an annoyingly talented but at the same time cheesy in equal measure band playing so deviously catchy tunes that I am singing along to in my HEAD thank goodness! as well as sitting in some far to comfortable chairs, and the fact that I am being bugged by my parents to hurry up so I can go for a NON)alcoholic cocktail and my need for a late night swim. UNIQUE!!!!
I just found the bracket key! It's replaced the dash. EVERYTHINGS IN THE WRONG ORDER!
Why is the DIGITAL grandfather clock 4 minutes late?
See this is why I shouldn't be such a close follower of Derren Brown, I start noticing these things.
DERREN BROWN! Why bring him up, well as I'm sure that you think that I'm simply slacking off swimming at night and drinking non alcoholic cocktails with a bracket instead of a dash, I thought I'd put things right.
I am IN FACT swimming at night drinking non alcoholic cocktails BUT also reading the Derren Brown book which I recently received for my birthday it was lovely thank you and doing my best to remember as many nouns as possible with the techniques taught.
Th0ugh not all at the same time.
That might be fun.
Maybe I should try that!
I also learned how to hypnotise someone from the book last night.
Can't wait to try it out on one of you guys.
Well better go, a VERY warm and salty sea water pool hand in hand with embarrassment and a non alcoholic cocktail with a bracket instead of a dash beckon.
Just before I go, I MUST mention our tour guide for the day.
He took just the 3 of us around the WHOLE island in a car on a 7 hour tour.
ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!!
And was a huge help with my Spanish!!!!
So Leon, THANK YOU! And a very good luck with your business.
If you're ever planning a trip to Tenerife, Elegant Excursions are the way to go.
Hope the leaflets come back ok on Monday!
Thanks for reading peeps or biatches if you would prefer.
Phil.
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